IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (just kidding)

AT WORK
Jason doing what he does best: procrastinating.

HATS
Part of his impressive collection of hats.

GONE WITH THE STINK
Rhett Butler & Company adorn this stylish sink area. Complete with old-fashioned razor, flags, and a Union Jack mug, this small area acts as a microcosm of the one known in some circles as "Uncky Pickle".

TEA TIME
A heraldic leather mug and some Twinings Earl Grey tea. Umm, that's all I can really say about this one.

A PICKETT FOR THE REST OF US
If you can read that comic strip, you'll know Jason pretty well.

BUCHHULZIO
The man behind the camera. He's joined by his two best friends, Ronrico and Bombay Sapphire.

THE ASS GROOVE
Look where the horizontal part of the cushion meets the vertical part in front. It's faint. John's ass groove.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
This ass groove is really starting to come along nicely!

JOHN MAKES A STINKY
At least that's my impression, judging by both John's and Thomas' body languages.

AT WORK
Me doing what I do best: pretending to work.

HUH?
I don't know, either.

THE BRANDON CHRONICLES
Yeah, so I like to play video games. So what? Bastards.

WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, WILLIS?!
I'm talkin' 'bout Thomas, fool!

THE THINKER
I'm thinkin' 'bout Jason, fool!

HOW DO I LOVE THEE, IAN? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS...
She's on negative one.