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THE SHRINE
Here we see the mementos left by The Master after his departure to the land called "Montana". Among these most holy of items are: Bisquick, never used by The Master, but paid for by him nevertheless; a bag of popcorn, one of many leftover from his stash; a can of Folgers coffee, also bought but unused by He-Who-Is-Always-Hungry; and two bags of pasta.
HIS ROOM
Although His room has been essentially unoccupied and no longer contains any conspicuous vestige of Him, His Holiness still pervades it in the form of phantom cum stains. At least that's what we think, so we're kind of afraid to go in there now.
THE PORTRAIT
Drawn by our own Buchhulzio, it hangs on the door of His Holy Room. After the Gaping Maw left, the room was transformed into Jason's Study/Lair, and also contains the Weight-Bench-That-Sucks.
THE PROPHECY
A most holy relic of the Ian-Faith. it is prophesied that He will return one day with a new moniker, ushering in the Age of Walker. Not long after, however, He will depart, dropping loose change all around Him.